Dear Diary of a Future Pop Queen,
I totes just moved to this awesome new island! It’s trés bon! Everything I could ever want. Well, I could use a few more crowds and autograph signings, but I guess everyone has to start somewhere, right? At least, like, I’m the most famous person on the island, so at least I’ve got that going for me.
When my momager encouraged me to strike out on my own, I was, like, really scared. My sisters have all already made such huge names for themselves. Ostria has already starred in three movies! I mean, how am I even supposed to compete with that!? Like, am I just going to be riding the coattails of my sisters’ successes? Ugh! I just want to be, like, you know, famous because of just being me.
Before I moved here, I did send off my audition tape for that up and coming new talent show: Who’s Got Talent. I’m anxious that I won’t hear back from them, but I sent them my best rendition of K.K. Slider’s Love Song. I totes busted my tail -feathers during that audition, so they had at least better offer me an in-person audition. Goodness, I wouldn’t even be surprised if they offered me a record deal on the spot! But…Then again… Like, what if I’m not as good as I think I am?
No! Je suis assez bien! I know I’m good enough. Besides, maybe, like, I should focus on what I’ve got going on here on StoryBrook. I mean, Alvin just built a totes adorable washing area from the grungy old clothesline that Gloria gave me before she went off to Model Walking Camp for the summer. Like, there is so much artistic and creative energy just radiating from this island. I’m totes inspired! Oh! This place needs a mirror. Where’s that recipe momager gave me last week? Hm…A full length wooden mirror is exactly what I need right now.
Pinky promise I’ll write again soon!
Super Pop Star Diva – out!